Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
Why can’t you play Uno with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards.
Why is there cotton in pill bottles? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.
Father’s day, the most confusing day in the ghetto.
Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? KFC isnt open on holidays.
What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins “Once upon a time …” A southern fairytale begins “Y’all ain’t gonna believe this shit …”
What did the little Mexican boy get for christmas? My bike.
What would martin luther king be if he was white? Alive.
Which part of the Bible won’t you find a black man? The Book of Job.